13 Cat Videos That Justify the Internet

-Speedo! MILES: Oh! I like when the big cat’s like,
nah, I don’t like you, homie. Get out of my house. [MUSIC PLAYING] LIZZIE: It’s the Caturday MILES: Caturday! LIZZIE: Caturday! MILES (SINGING): Caturday! Caturday! LIZZIE: Where would we be,
as an internet culture, without cat videos? MILES: I can’t even think of
what the alternative would be in a cat video-less world. LIZZIE: Let’s just say
there’d be no internet. What you just saw was a
kitten in a tiny hat getting slapped straight in the face. MILES: The cat– and the hat
blew off it got hit so hard. LIZZIE: “Kitten in
a Tiny Hat” clearly is a classic example of the
one-hit-wonder cat video. Many more of these
on the interwebs. This video, “Excuse Me,”
has over 2 million views. MILES: Bye. LIZZIE: Another
classic one-hit-wonder is the “Surprised Kitty.” -Gootchie, gootchie,
gootchie, gootchie. Ga! MILES: Wee. [GIGGLES] -Gootchie, gootchie, gootchie. Ga! Gootchie, gootchie, gootchie. Ga! LIZZIE: This was
uploaded in 2009. It has 74 million views. MILES: The cat just might
be terrified, though. Does anyone ever think– LIZZIE: No, it’s
having a great time. MILES: How do you know? You speak cat? LIZZIE: Yes. MILES: Oh. LIZZIE: Obviously, one of
the most iconic internet cats is, of course, Tartar Sauce,
better known as Grumpy Cat. She’s beautiful. 15 million views. She just turned two
years old, by the way. MILES: Grumpy Cat’s only two? LIZZIE: She’s only two. MILES: Isn’t there, like,
a bunch of merchandise too? Like Grumpy Cat merchandise? LIZZIE: Yeah. Grumpy Cat’s revenue
is over $100 million. I hope you bought that
cat something nice. Do your best Grumpy Cat face. It’s good, but like– MILES (GROWLING): Me Grumpy Cat. So they say dogs are
just blindly loyal, but cats are thinkers. [MUSIC PLAYING] MILES (GROWLING):
The cat is thinking about things I never
even thought about. LIZZIE: Henri is also involved
with the Friskies competition for the best internet cat video. The voting is open from now all
the way up until September 8. And for every vote,
Friskie is donating a can of cat food, which
is very nice of them. ALEX: I don’t even
know how to tell you how great this video is. [MUSIC PLAYING] ALEX: Every time! It’s funny every time! It’s the whole
body just goes, Ah! This is from 2012. It has over 14 million views,
and it is from Veronica Duff. EARNEST: Thank
you, Veronica Duff. ALEX: The only video
I ever watched more than this one– “Nonono Cat.” -Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [LAUGHING] -Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no– ALEX: No, no, no, no, no. -Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. EARNEST: No, no, no, no, no. [LAUGHING] EARNEST: The owner is,
like, really proud, too, that they got their
cat to say no. And I don’t know,
like, what purpose that– well, 10 million
views is a purpose, I’d say. ALEX: [LAUGHING] Look
at his mouth move. EARNEST: So we’ve
seen cute cats. We’ve seen funny cats. Let me show you my
favorite cat video, which is a surprising cat video. It’s a cat video
so great, the cat’s not even in the video
for most of the video. ALEX: This worries me. EARNEST: What you’re looking
at is a bit of exposed pipe. There’s a cat
stuck in this pipe. ALEX: Oh, no! Oh-ho! EARNEST: It is the
most surprising cat– cat– I can’t even. ALEX: It is the most
surprising cat– cat– cat– can’t even cat. EARNEST: This cat fell into
the pipe and got stuck. The fireman had to hook a
leaf blower up to this pipe to shoot the cat out. But the cat was not hurt. I think the fireman
adopted the cat. ALEX: Aw! EARNEST: Like, the guy
who came up with the idea was just like– thank God. ALEX: He said, oh, one piece! CARLY: I’ve been
waiting for Caturday since I started working
here last September. And Ali, you know Simon’s cat. TOGETHER: I love Simon’s cat. CARLY: The most popular cat,
I would argue, actually, on the internet. [SOUND OF SHOWER AND HUMMING] ALI: Oh, there he goes. CARLY: He’s so cute! ALI: Simon’s cat is the perfect
depiction of life with a cat. Like, your cat is always
going out of it’s way to try and mess your life up
in, like, the cute, fuzzy way. Simon Tofield is a really
popular English animator. The really impressive
thing about this is it’s hand animated. It takes him a really
long time to do each one. It has 1.9 million views. ALI: I think Alex is our cat. CARLY: Except, he’s
less cute and cuddly. ALI: I don’t know if
you’re prepared for how cute this video’s going to be. This little baby, Conner,
is having trouble sleeping. And along comes Stewie the
cat– his little magic paw. [FUSSING] CARLY: Oh, I don’t like
babies, and this is sweet. CARLY: Oh wow! He just knocked
out so instantly. ALI: This video was brought
to us by Aaron Grant. And it’s got over
12 million views. I think half a million
of those views are mine. CARLY: Happy Caturday! ALI: Happy Caturday! CARLY: Yeah! LIZZIE: This is one of my
all-time favorite cat videos. I love it so much. [THEREMIN NOISE] LIZZIE: Huh? [THEREMIN NOISE] MILES: [CHUCKLES] LIZZIE: I love its one
eye that’s like– no, no. [THEREMIN NOISE] [LAUGHING] LIZZIE: That’s why
Ilike it so much. MILES: Cats have a lot
of different talents, like a laying down and purring. LIZZIE: Yes. MILES: But they’re also
great acrobats and athletes. Behold “Purrkour.” [MUSIC PLAYING] MILES: Oh, sick jump! This cat don’t care. It’s like, I’ve got
three lives left, and I’m running
like I have nine. And the owner, Robert
Dollwet, he has over 33 years experience training
animals, so I think he knows what he’s doing. LIZZIE: Wow. My cats are pieces of crap. They can’t do this. MILES: That was a
beautiful look at cats. A lovely way to
spend your Caturday. LIZZIE: We have so
many more cat videos for you in a playlist
after the show. And we also want to know
which one you’re favorite was. MILES: And now, to play us out– TOGETHER: Self. [MUSIC – SELF, “RUNAWAY”]

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100 thoughts on “13 Cat Videos That Justify the Internet

  1. You 2 legged no tail female, you said your "CATS ARE PIECES OF CRAP?" This is to inform you that WE monitor your moronic video attempts at using our kind to amuse your small audiences at our expense. Further such comments are being logged and will be maintained as evidence in future legal actions. We understand you function at a low level of intellectual ability but WE ARE NOT AMUSED! Be mindful of your insults. We can determine at any time that sanctions are in order!

  2. NONONONO should not be on this list. The cat in question is terrified and close to attacking whatever is scaring it. Ask any real cat owner and they will not find the video funny. Terrifying a cat to that extent is cruel and should not be singled out for praise.

  3. Angry Cat Dictator: We have been overruled in popularity by "Man's Best Friend".
    Those blinded and stupidly loyal canines have lowered our popularity since the beginning, but… NO MORE! We shall soon take over and control the masses to love us or else. We will conquer THE WORLD one day. But first we shall take over the thing connecting most of the humans together. WE  WILL TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!!!
    Cat mission control: Umm sir we already took over the internet.
    ACD: Well… through time we will mutate or something big to do the task IRL but for now. Has anybody seen Nel lately, those propaganda aren't going to spread themselves.
    Nel:(Inside a small cookie jar)HALP!!!!!.

  4. ALL MY LOVE GOES TO TARDAR SAUSE! But you forgot three of my favorite cats 🙁 lil bub and nyan cat and pusheen!

  5. The surprise kitty one, I was actually able to do that to my kitten. So whenever she did it, it was like watching a cat video over and over lol

  6. Nice videos, the only bad part is you guys talking all that trash in the middle of them. Just try talking BETWEEN the videos and not showing your weird expressions while video is on, other wise, it's just easier to do a youtube search to find all of them easily

  7. No. The first clip was terrible, how dare you laugh at a kitten getting abused? That is heartbreaking, whoever did that needs to be tracked down. I feel so bad for that kitten, it is so hard to see this happen in front of my eyes, and I cannot do anything about it. Sadly, the kitten seems to be in lots of pain afterwards. People are sick. Stop hitting and hurting animals for views on YouTube. It make me cry.

  8. Why would they laugh at an innocent kitten being hit in the face. I don't even think the makers of the video would think it was funny.

  9. You forgot Nora, the piano-playing cat (actually, plinks the keys with her paws, not a posed animation), who also has millions of views!

  10. I really, really, really love Cole and Marmalade. I wish they could be my kitties. Their people are lovely people and the kitties are THE BEST!!!

  11. I was turned off immediately by this video and didn't get past the two egos flapping their jaws. I especially didn't like their making fun of the kitten with the hat. That was crude and shouldn't have even been used. I won't watch anything done by this duo. Nuff said.

  12. this video sucks. and perpetuates animal cruelty. the no no no cat is scared AF…and HOW is a baby kitten getting punched in the head funny??!! you all are sick. this video blows. thanks for making a comedic video about cat suffering. awesome.

  13. this video sucks. and perpetuates animal cruelty. the no no no cat is scared AF…and HOW is a baby kitten getting punched in the head funny??!! you all are sick. this video blows. thanks for making a comedic video about cat suffering. awesome.

  14. Like most people: came for cats, got to deal with two annoying idiots laughing at kittens getting hurt. Less idiots more cats

  15. Came here to watch some goddamn kitty videos, sadly what I got are your annoying, pointless and totally not needed commentaries.

  16. Horrid! Starts with laughing at making cats fight! how cruel and juvenile! uncivilized. Can't you laugh at anything but the suffering of others!!??!?

  17. Purrcour is the best . .. but Roberts other cat has an even more amazing video where he jumps over dogs, called leap dog. Check it out at catmantoo

  18. The Mean Kitty song has over 83 million views. I love that little bugger. He reminds me of my cats when they were that young. I was kind of surprised not to see it here.

  19. OMG! 😮 These two clowns find themselves more important than the cats. 🙁 What a waste of time….

  20. The cat vid were the cat jumped off da building to da song Sail…? The cat actually fell off a 4 story building… Da cat almost died.. You guys are freken' jerks for liking a vid were a cat almost dies!!!

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