Adventures In Retail – Coupons! Can I help the next customer in line? Hello, there! Did you find everything you were looking for today? Hey! Good news! You’re just in time! To STFU! I have some coupons! OMG what a %&@! A****! No problem, sir! *Ahem* I’m sorry sir, but the UPC code on the bottom of this coupon is… …clearly ripped off. So, I can’t enter it into my register. I’m really sorry. Whaddaya got biscuits in your ears?! Just scan the top part I’m really sorry sir, I just can’t get it to scan! !!! Sir! It was only for 50c off.