BI Norwegian Business School | A Flying Start


Do you want to study abroad? You might not know that BI Norwegian Business school holds three international accreditations. An honour awarded to less than 1% of the
world’s business schools, and that my friend will give you a flying start to your career. But you see, studying abroad is about so
much more than our accreditations and your successful future. Right now you
have to leave your friends and your family Your everyday life at home.
Suddenly you’re in a new environment. You’ll need new friends new connections and basically a whole new life. So, we have decided to give one of you a flying start to your new life. By pre-introducing you to everyone. Let’s start with everyone at our campus. Our marketing class will create billboards, highlighting your personal interests, post them all around the neighbourhood. And of course, all over our beautiful city of Oslo. Look at this… this introduction will also include a short documentary about you on national television. You’re good – a natural. All our students at BI will be introduced to a lot of important business people, but to speed things up for you we’ll throw in some adds in the most
important business newspapers focusing on your qualifications and
skills. Now, this is pretty cool! At school parties the students will practice the correct
pronunciation of your name which will unlock free refreshments. Check this out, “your name”! And of course, your name will be the brand. Are you single? We’ve already booked you a spread in woman’s magazine or a men’s. Or both if you want. This is Scandinavia, we don’t judge. One more thing, if your privacy settings are liberal then our distinguished professors and some 20,000
students will friend request you on Facebook and follow you on Instagram before your
arrival. Let’s show “your name” what I’m talking about! Welcome “your name”! You see, making friends already. If you still don’t believe all this is going to happen, then check out the details on our web page. Remember the billboards I said we were gonna make for you? Well here at BI, we like to think big! See you “your name”!

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78 thoughts on “BI Norwegian Business School | A Flying Start

  1. This is pathetic! The quality lacks in their education so they have to resort to cheesy advertisements and ego bribes!! hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  2. So basically if this happens to you, you instantly become the most arrogant douche in all of Norway, and everyone hates you? Nice, sign me up.

  3. one student, yeah let's randomly choose to boost someone's ego for no apparent reason like it's the god damn lottery. They'll get their 15 minutes of fame and then they get to spend their next few years stuck at a shitty school.

  4. What would you think if an Asian country all of a sudden decided that it was "too Asian" and that it had to bring in millions of non-Asians to make itself less Asian?
    Would that make any sense? And what if people who objected to this were condemned as "racists" and fired from their jobs? Could you imagine any Asian country doing that to itself?
    Diversity and multiculturalism are foisted on ALL White countries and ONLY on White countries. They are codewords for White genocide.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

  5. Sadly I don't get out of the U.S. Navy until May of 2017. This would have been a great opportunity. Good luck to all that apply.

  6. I was waiting for him to jump off the building, spontaneously sprout wings then fly out of my screen and take me to Norway.

  7. Wrote my name, email, facebook and the reason… Is that all? Never been so easy to apply to the competition.
    There is one simple rule: If it's free, you take it!

  8. Who wants fame with no $$? Not me. If I wanted what this has to offer I could have applied for the Apprentice.

  9. You only rank #41 amongst Business Schools, I'll pass =/

    http://rankings.ft.com/businessschoolrankings/european-business-school-rankings-2015

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