Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg. Epic Rap Battles of History


*Intense intro music plays* Epic Rap Battles of History Elon Musk versus Mark Zuckerbeeeeeeeeeeeerg Begin! Call me Musk (Ehhh) I’m here to help (Yeah!) flush a zuckerturd for humanity’s health I’m making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages You provide a place to discover your aunt’s kinda racist got called to senate (data hack) acted so robotic Star Trek’s like we need Lieutenant Data back! I’m Tony Stark with a James bond sprinkle tossed in and I’ve been flossin’ since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins Data was a Lieutenanat Commander to start, but I wouldn’t expect you to understand an org chart see See here’s mine I’m at the top BOSS and I’m spittin’ fire like I’m hot Sauce You can’t sneak up on Zuck I don’t even fucking blink I’m the CEO of KNOWING WHAT YOU THINK, INC. I’ve been looking up your family – it gets dark, my god! Couldn’t clean your daddy laundry with Apar-Tide-Pods Watch me Oculus, Instagram, Whatsapp (post) I’m cleaning up like a wet nap (boast) I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep) I’ll end your story like Snapchat (GHOST) Elon, you’re nothing but an attention-seeking outcast and your star is faded like you on a podcast Dope Smoking with Joe Rogan don’t slow motion on my pace, man when I’m conquering MySpace it’s actual space, man I got a loan from the white house Boom Sent that shit straight to the moon now I’m taking mankind to Mars but for your kind man I ain’t got room Your platform only launches depression Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? *Hey!* you claim to be some kind of saint but you ain’t why don’t you Lean In and FaceMash my musky dutch taint *erghh* I’m destined to rep Earth you sold us out for some net worth your site got so many russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work ooo, bots! I know A.I gets you tweeting I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman you need to start sleeping we can all see you’re tired you’re about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired! *woooo!* you got all these companies but they’re incomplete I got one and i fold money: income, pleat set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home cause this battle like PayPal: you got owned Who won? Who’s next! YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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100 thoughts on “Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg. Epic Rap Battles of History

  1. 0:52 mark Zuckerburg gets fired from Facebook and this is the interview
    New boss:so what is ur weakness?
    Mark:(play 0:52)

  2. Damn “a-partide pod”? What was going on with the Musks?

    Also I love the line “I don’t even fucking blink”
    Just quoting

  3. I am so glad they had captions for the income, pleat line. I did not understand it when i listened to it first. Absolutely idiot I am, I know. BUT GOD DAMN that was one of the best!

  4. This is sad, but zuck killed it. I don’t know how or why, but that Kermity voice flowed real well for some reason

  5. Zuckerberg correcting to Lieutenant Commander goes deeper. He's correcting the entire structure to Elon's first verse by saying he cheated to fit a rhyme in.

  6. Female bosses dismissing employees: I'm afraid to inform you that your services are no longer required here.
    Male bosses dismissing employees: YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE CE- OH SHIT YOU GOT FIRED

  7. The Elon best line "who put the elf with no friends in charge" line was brilliant, and the Zuckerberg 'i got one and i fold money income-PLEAT" was HAAAARD

  8. #stopthemonsters

    Rachel Marjorie Joan Whetstone is a public relations executive. Whetstone joined Facebook as VP of communications of its WhatsApp, Instagram and Messenger products in September 2017. This is the wife of Steve Hilton. A convservative political advisor and frequent fox news vistor…share this and get the word out. We need to exspose facebooks internal relationships on a grander scale.

  9. Two Face vs Venom
    Both are similar in the sense that they're two different beings (Harvey and Two Face, Eddie and Venom)
    or
    Joker vs Carnage
    Or
    Spider-Man and Iron Man vs Batman and Robin
    Bonus points if Robin is the Damian version
    Or
    Wesker (RESIDENT EVIL) vs Blade (Marvel)

  10. I saw several comments about how you could've gotten the actual people to do it, but that honestly would be so badass. To have both of them do it

  11. God they r both total privacy stealing pervy douchebags but only facebook has been used 2 fuck with elections both us and others, so i guess musk even tho hes a creepy fuck

  12. Most influential famous people of the twenty first century: Elon Musk, Tom, Jeff Bezos, Keanu Reeves, Austere Scholar from Syria, Donald J. Trump, and Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

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