If Google Was A Guy


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100 thoughts on “If Google Was A Guy

  1. Google has the cloud!
    Does YouTube have the Cloud?
    I like cloud!
    The Cloud keeps the jummy Data untill it Rains on yer heads!
    Yum Yum.. 🤖
    Data = Good!

  2. Is it bad that I looked up gross fat butthole dick poop just to see what the kid was grossed out about? I’m scared for life don’t look it up 😂

  3. I wonder what Google would think of my search history…

    "denizen definition"
    "how many penises does a shark have"
    "octopus wearing a top hat"
    "smug dancin remix"
    "code vein zweihander fortification"
    "nicotine extraction process cigarettes"

  4. Title: if google was a guy
    me: he would be a hard working stress man that doenst even sleep and have thousand of childrens and he never dies and continuing hes suffering

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