[Voiceover] Meet Tony Sleaze. He recently decided to live his life as a corporation. Well in certain countries, the law considers corporations to be people. So I thought, why can’t I become a corporation? I mean, I already don’t give a f*ck about anyone. [Voiceover] As a corporation, Tony has devised complex techniques to maximise his profit margins. I don’t pay for things. – It’s a shop, my friend. I’ll pay for some of it. I’m not paying the tax. Look, all my spare change is tied up in Luxembourg alright? Do you accept strip club loyalty cards? – You can leave. People say us corporations don’t care about the planet, but I’m always campaigning on environmental issues. Climate change is a lie! It’s a lie made up by polar bears to make us feel sorry for them. Al Gore’s an idiot. Polar bears are scum. – If you actually look at extreme melt at the North and South Pole. Ughhhh.. One law he believes he cannot ignore is his obligation to maximise returns for his shareholders… By any means necessary. Don’t worry about it, it’s ok. It’s free innit, to just pour it on that swan. – Come on! Do you speak english? – Er, no. This.. Here. And the fish like.. [choking] [See Love In People] Relationships are key for a corporation, so obviously I’m deeply concerned about the consumer’s view of me. Pick it up. And this.. How about that? No. Please! No, not my arm! – If you do not pay tax that means you’re a thief. [Climate change is a lie]
Climate change is a lie. – It’s not a lie so f*ck off. You’re the joke. You’re the hippy. – Mate get the f*ck out my face. Oh that’s good. Very environmentally friendly.