[D] You are Mario, are you not? [A] …Yes! [D] It is pleasant to meet you. [A] Okay. [A] I’ve go– I leave now.
[D] My– [D] I’m the main computer of this fortress. [D] I am TEC. [D] I must tell you something. [D] Princess… [D] Peach. [A] Princess Pee. [A] HI!
[D] Uh…I– [D] am sus– [D] Sorry,
[A] Hello! 😀 [D] Most of my Data was e-erased [D] And my main power unit was shut [D] …Down. [A] Hi… [D] You know that Peach is not here, do you not? … [A] Who is Peach? [D] Please save…Peach. [D] Please. [D] PLEASE. [A] Should I get Chipotle…? Or…. [A] Oh, the TV doesn’t work anymore! [D] Ba– [D] Back-up power failing… [D] Mario, please hurry. [D] I will cease all Al functions [A] *laugh* Al functions?
[D] To send power to the…teleporter for you [D] To send power to the…teleporter for you [D] Poor Al. 🙁 [A] But what will happen to Al?! [D] When the power is all gone I will– [D] Cease to exist… [D] But if it will…save Peach, [D] I–
[A] Computer Map-Quest to Chipotle! [D] Because I– [D] Really? [D] …Map-Quest? [D] Because until I met Peach, I knew nothing of…love. [A] Why’s Map-Quest being all emotional? [D] Do not worry about me, I am just a computer. [A] I know. Chipotle. [D] Mario, you must save Peach I ask you…please. [A] ALEXA. [D] And tell her… [D] The way to Chipotle is… [D] Aww, are these his last thoughts of her? [D] *Bzz* I will always remember her… MEMORY DELETED. [D] TEC System Failure Reported. [D] Oh… [D] That’s so sad– [D] Mario. We’re must to save the princess [D] For that tech fellow as well as ourselves! [D] But in the meantime… [A] What the heck was going on with the-the computer? [D] Yeah, you just…
[A] It’s just… [A] Wasn’t giving me the GPS directions I needed…? [A] I need to catch up on my Amazon shopping! [D] Was it anything- oh there is something else down here. [A] That’s her changing room. [D] Hell Yeah! [Sub to Game Grumps and Carl Doonan :D] [D] Goodbye… [D] You can’t hear this but [D] PRRRRRRRRRRR.